{"id":9,"date":"2009-04-23T15:50:25","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T12:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taupykle.blogr.lt\/?p=9"},"modified":"2009-04-23T15:50:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T12:50:25","slug":"straipsnis-isblaivinantis-dusas-idiotizmui-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Straipsnis: “I\u0161blaivinantis du\u0161as idiotizmui”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vienas m\u0117gstamiausi\u0173 mano autori\u0173 i\u0161spausdino dar vien\u0105 savo puik\u0173 straipsn\u012f. Ai\u0161kiai, taikliai, su gera porcija jumoro.<\/p>\n

Labai rekomenduoju visiems perskaityti, apie taupym\u0105 ir krizes: http:\/\/www.lrytas.lt\/-12239568351223142290-p1-komentarai-i%C5%A1blaivinantis-du%C5%A1as-idiotizmui.htm<\/a><\/p>\n

I\u0161trauka:
\n“At\u0117jus sunkiems laikams, pirmiausia, kaip tarakonai po \u0161aln\u0173, kojas u\u017ever\u010dia visi idioti\u0161ko \u0161lam\u0161to pardavimo \u0161urmuliai. Prisiminkite, kokiomis durni\u0173 lauktuv\u0117mis ne\u0161ini beld\u017eiasi \u012f duris prekybos agentai, kai kyla ekonomika. Prisiminkite, k\u0105 si\u016blo parduotuv\u0117s. Stebuklingi dulki\u0173 siurbliai, naikinantys bakterijas ir erkes kilometro spinduliu (4000 Lt). Lyginimo lentos, pur\u0161kian\u010dios kvapn\u0173 vandens r\u016bk\u0105 ant baltini\u0173 ir atstatan\u010dius savininko potencij\u0105 (5000 Lt).<\/p>\n

Kosmetika, suderinta su savinink\u0117s bioritmais ir kosmine energija, pagaminta i\u0161 \u017eoleli\u0173, kurias Himalajuose augina akli troliai (dr\u0117kinantis kremas veidui – 400 Lt). Puodai ir keptuv\u0117s, pagaminti i\u0161 kosmini\u0173 raket\u0173 plieno, ilginantys gyvenim\u0105 ir suteikiantys \u0161eimininkei penkerius metus girtis prie\u0161 sve\u010dius. Televizoriai, kuri\u0173 dydis – kaip dvigulis \u010diu\u017einys, su visais nam\u0173 kino \u0161vilpukais ir varpeliais – dvylika garsiakalbi\u0173 ir k\u0117d\u0117s kratytuvas, purtantis \u017ei\u016brov\u0105, kai ekrane rodomas sprogimas.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vienas m\u0117gstamiausi\u0173 mano autori\u0173 i\u0161spausdino dar vien\u0105 savo puik\u0173 straipsn\u012f. Ai\u0161kiai, taikliai, su gera porcija jumoro. Labai rekomenduoju visiems perskaityti, apie taupym\u0105 ir krizes: http:\/\/www.lrytas.lt\/-12239568351223142290-p1-komentarai-i%C5%A1blaivinantis-du%C5%A1as-idiotizmui.htm I\u0161trauka: “At\u0117jus sunkiems laikams, pirmiausia, kaip tarakonai po \u0161aln\u0173, kojas u\u017ever\u010dia visi idioti\u0161ko \u0161lam\u0161to pardavimo \u0161urmuliai. Prisiminkite, kokiomis durni\u0173 lauktuv\u0117mis ne\u0161ini beld\u017eiasi \u012f duris prekybos agentai, kai kyla ekonomika. Prisiminkite, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24],"tags":[214,252],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurdingopinigai.lt\/taupykle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}